All I’m saying is that some passionate sex to forget how much I hate myself would be fab. 

I was feeling pretty miserable earlier (technically I should say for the last two days but whatevs) because I was coming down hard but I’ve had some panadol and some 2 minute noodles so I feel a little better now but there’s still the fact that we move today and everything is so disorganised. I would like cuddles and kisses to distract me now thanks.

I’ve never felt so low and I just don’t know what to do any more.

Sad moment when my sister asks me who I’d like to invite to my birthday celebrations this year seeing though she’s planning it and I remember that I have no friends. 

Today sucked but a cute English man asked me out on a date today so I guess Monday’s aren’t that awful after all.

I find it amusing when people who bullied people throughout their entire high school experience complain about getting bullied themselves. Correct me if I’m wrong but I do believe that is a little thing called karma.

You know what? Even though I never drink and drive I still and will always absolutely shit myself when I get pulled over for a random breath test because ugh the way they treat you and their attitude towards P plater’s is so intimidating because they intentionally single you out. I mean I have nothing against the police but when they’re on their power trips they need to go ahead and fuck right off.

Finally home from going all around the world for my sister. It’s such a boring drive too and to top it off I got pulled over by the police for a random breath test and ugh because I still have drugs in my system my pupils are still dilating every now and then so I couldn’t look her in the eye and I was in no mood for her shit because I’m tired as fuck and ugh at least I didn’t get lost this time though. 

My sister just texted me asking if I’d drive all the way to her work at Yeerongpilly just to get her Subway because she can’t leave work herself to get it. I can’t not do it either because she’ll get pissy and omg that’s like an hour each way and I’m dying because I haven’t slept. I am seriously the best sister ever and tbh I would quite like a coffee mug that reads #1 sister for this.

So guess who has a doctors appointment tomorrow morning.. yep this unfortunate lass does. What’s a bet that the lady doctor tries to get me to have a pap smear ugh ugh no it sounds terrifying no thanks.

I want kisses pls

Yep babysitting tomorrow ugh send help

I haven’t slept for almost two days and I’ve just realised that tomorrow (well I should say today) is Monday and I’ll probably get stuck with babysitting the gremlins and ugh I’m going to burn out and die. Please engrave my tombstone with something fabulous guys. 

I have done the unthinkable.. I have microwaved my subway wrap and I’ve suddenly lost my appetite again before even having two bites and NOW I’VE WASTED THE PURE DELISHISHNESS THAT WAS MY ROASTED CHICKEN WRAP. It’s a sad day in history today guys. A moment of silence pls.